Me tuleme maalt keset lund ja jääd

Liiga kylm, et pikemalt mõtelda. Mu väike radiaator on suure pakasega hädas ning kylmakohm sadestub kontidesse nagu lubi veresoontesse. Isegi tööl ei saa enam sõrmi korralikult liikuma. Mõtteid veel vähem. Parem riputan siia toredat, kylmast kangestunud pildiga muusikat. Laulge kaasa, kelle kodus leidub kokkupandavat mööblit.


Mitch Benn and the Distractions - IKEA

We come from the lands of snow and ice
And gods of war and thunder
With a swing of an oar we would reach your shore
And pillage, rob and plunder
We are ravagers of women, and capturers of kings
but now, our friends we make amends
And fill your homes with lots of broken things

IKEA
We'll get your houses looking sleek and modern, that's for sure
IKEA
We are conquering the world with our self-assembly, flat-packed furniture

You can maximise your living space and brighten up your walls
Or just have a cup of coffee or perhaps some nice meatballs
And if you haven't killed each other by the time you get to pay
Perhaps you'd like to know who made us what we are today

Our boss is Ingvar Kamprad, he takes his vodka straight
He's been our fearless leader since 1958
If we can follow all of the instructions he will give
Then all the world will have the little bitch to build a better place to live

IKEA
Our CEOs are legendary, our king entrepeneur
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We are conquering the world with our self-assembly, flat-packed furniture
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